The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.
If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.
Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”
“I literally just took a shower man.”
When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.
Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"
Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."
Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"
A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.
"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"
"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
(Noun)
muhf-in-poos
A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.
That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?
James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!