When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway
Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.
Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
when you ready to bust one out
"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"
a way of expressing how disgusting something is. it can also be used when trying to express how devastating a situation is.
situation 1
guy 1: Please look how ugly my ex is...
guy 2: ew.. reverse nut...
situation 2
guy 1: i feel so sick right now...
guy 2: danggg reverse nut...
Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.
So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.
Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.
When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay
Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h