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Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 07, 2020


machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 19, 2018


Ready To Nut

when you ready to bust one out

"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"

by BombuClauduo March 31, 2023


Reverse Nut

a way of expressing how disgusting something is. it can also be used when trying to express how devastating a situation is.

situation 1
guy 1: Please look how ugly my ex is...
guy 2: ew.. reverse nut...

situation 2
guy 1: i feel so sick right now...
guy 2: danggg reverse nut...

by daddy simp April 18, 2020


beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011


egg nut

a common phrase when someone gets hurt or fails.

AW, EGG NUT, I JUST FELL

by oogyboogyfishman January 23, 2018


Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021