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not caring...i get it....its ok that your wrong
i just made a hefty buck"...."nice bro, i give a fuck!!!
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intoxicated to the point of de-evolution
danger dude your on the verge of bro magnom
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Redneck who tries to act black. Common symptoms include tricked out rides, loud stereo playing (c)rap, hat turned around backwards, low-hanging pants, and hanging out with other black-wannabe homies.
Caught off-guard and humiliated in his tighty whities, Bubba couldn't chase after the young mallrats who had sneaked up and depantsed him. Instead, he gathered his low-rise jeans back around his hips and nonchalantly whistled "Ice Ice Baby", hoping to maintain his bro-honkey image, his face reddening to match his neck as his boys laughed their asses off.
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The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.
Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.
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"Bro-tokens", the type of imaginary currency used by bros to determine how much they owe each other.
"Hey bro, can I cash in 10 bro-kens if you pay for my Subway?"
"Yeah, I owe you ten bro-kens anyways for giving me that nice piece of ass's number"
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The male equivalent of a side hoe.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
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This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.
Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.
For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward
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