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The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.
Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked
If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.
My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.
Who is using Czechoslovakia as a cover?
Who is playing Czechoslovakia?
Is it you America? Or could it be you!
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When a series on YouTube becomes more about the personality of the person making it than the purpose of the video.
Ex. When a let’s-play stops being about the gameplay
“Jacksepticeye videos are in the let’s-play zone for me.”
Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.
Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!
One's occupation... Mistress
By not letting ppl know that you're a mistress... u just sweep them away by saying this...
Adrian: Hi Mich, How's things going???
Michelle: Great!
Adrian: So what are you working as now?
Michelle: Oh... ermm... (you put on ur best smile saying) Oh.. I'm paid-to-play... Isnt that wonderful job?
Adrian: Yes it is... Introduction to me?
Michelle: Be a Woman first!
When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.
Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.