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I was spending the night at my friend Amy's house and I had a massive crush on her. We were watching a movie when her parents weren't home and a steamy scene came on I could feel her looking at me and moving her hand along my thigh making me wet and as soon as I looked at her she pounced on me and started frenching me and I kissed her back sliding my tounge into her mouth. I realized she had no pants on and her wet thong was rubbing against mine. She took off my shirt and bra and began kissing my breasts as she moved down and took of my dripping thong and without warning stuck her tounge inside my clit while I moaned. I flipped her over and took off her thong and sat her on me so we wet pussys were against each other, I put stuck my finger in my pussy and pulled out my cum and spread it all over breasts while amy licked them clean and sucked on my nipples and I could feeling her cumming so I lay her on the floor and ate her out and stuck my fingers up her while she screamed. We scissored the rest of the night and I woke up to her tounge in my pussy and we did it all over again while we were in the shower.

I gave my friend lesbian sex and it felt so good.

by everyonetookmyusername December 28, 2022

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Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 4, 2021


PayDay sex

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"

I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
Pay} day sexdoinggood

by fonty November 2, 2013


Sex Moccasin

A colloquial term for a "perfect" Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ. A "new" vagina.

I just wanna slip into her sex moccasin for awhile and feel the comfort.

by ScreamingGremlin August 12, 2010


no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October

Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?

by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019


Sex twins

Two people who have been having sex over a long period of time and are starting to dress and look alike. Is most noticable in same sex couples and people wearing sweaters.

How was Berlin?
Girl, it was amazing. I saw a couple on the U-Bahn and couldn't decide if they were sex twins or siblings.

by Memepaasmal March 8, 2019


zoom sex

when you have sex over zoom chat.

hey,want to have zoom sex babe?

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020