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Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.
Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.
a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
that thing looks like a chris.
terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.
Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?
Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"