Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.

Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!

pure cheese

way of expressing distaste to college folk favorite music

*must be in scottish accent*

-“what’s your favourite music”
“anything from the 80s”
“Billie jean”
“guns n roses”
- “that’s pure cheese”

Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

Horse cheese

The combination of horseradish and sharp chedder cheese block. To keep your sinuses alive.

Yo!! This horse cheese is bomb af!

Slut Cheese

Spray cheese in a can. It's called slut cheese because it squirts/

Dude give me some slut cheese so I can dip my nachos in it

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!