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A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants
The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!
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a case of more than one armadillo.
there are many case-o-dillos on that large truck.
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Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...
She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !
My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.
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(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.
I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.
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superior mammory glands on a female. to be used in the prescence of said female, her friends, or another female to prevent thier knowledge of your opinion.
Them there babes got them tig o' bitties
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A man who post videos of child abuse and is know called daddy o '3
Man: dude see him, he is like daddy o'5
Friend: what do you mean isn't it daddy o ' 3
Child protective services : now he is
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