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A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.
Only a bigot would have a darwin fish
When on a trip with your buddy, shave your balls and leave the razor by the sink for your buddy to shave his face. When you tell him the next day you shaved your balls with the razor which he used to shave his face, he will start acting like an angry fish having realized your sweaty balls were all over his face.
1. "My boy said he was gonna kill me if I ever try to tea-bag him when he's blackout drunk so I settled for giving him the angry fish."
2. "After realizing he tasted my balls, Trevor started acting like an angry fish."
3. "I didn't wanna waste my ball pubes, so I figured I'll give my buddy the angry fish so he grows some respect."
4. "Even at age 39, Mike couldn't grow much facial hair, so I figured I'll add to it the next time he shaves by giving him the angry fish."
when your beta fish dies under questionable circumstances.
Shelby was eating a swimming around yesterday but now she's belly up??? Something's fishy, sounds like a classic case of fish murder!!
Used to describe a very chubby fish, most commonly an inflated puffer fish. A good example is the January meme of 2020 with the puffer fish eating a carrot meme.
I saw an inflated yellow puffer fish in the water today. Now that's a funny fish!
the act of skeeting inside of girls vagina and then letting the skeet drip from her vagina into a cup or bowl of some sort and then feeding the "fish yogurt" to her (note: for best results make sure the girl has not douched in a while)
asshole 1- Dude my girl friend's pissed at me!
asshole 2- why?
asshole 1- I snuck some fish yogurt from her when she wasn't looking and then fed it to her at dinner...
asshole 2- Haha classic!
When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.
Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"