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Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018


Tom

An asshole

Man, my ex was such a Tom: he still owes me money to this day

by Orka wail March 2, 2024


tom

that kid who sits in class and makes orgasim sounds

tom

by biggboi69 March 19, 2019


Tom

Bare gay still

Tom is bare gay mandem

by whiteboys345 April 22, 2019


Tom

Tom is a piranha

Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish

by Stankyfarts February 24, 2023


Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021


TOM

Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not

Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook

by Tom isnt very happy September 23, 2020