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when your testicals have so much hair on them it looks like a muff on your balls.
Some balls are so hairy they look like giant ball muff
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Shorts or pants with a "sack-invading" inseam.
Oh my God! Look at Ozzie's "ball-highs!"
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The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity
"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"
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Rocco: where's the ol' balls and chain tonite?
Elmer: didn't make it. at home doing puzzles.
Rocco: whoa, surprised you made it out.
Elmer: no kidding. me too.
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When a male pulls off his pants and steps over another person, who is currently asleep, and then proceeds to sing "I came in like a wrecking ballll....!!!!" and swings his testicles across the now awaken victim.
"Dude, I was at Dave's sleepover last night and I totally Wrecking Balled Owen.
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Phencyclidine (PCP) used on Crack cocaine. Space balls will fuck up yo day. Rarely seen, because most of the population thinks the experience is horrible, dangerous, and terrifying, and a good crack head thinks its a waste of cook up.
I figured it would be a good idea to try a space ball one time in my life, but now I'm not allowed to enter Canada for six years, and I have to stay 100 ft away from all Mennonite churches.
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In any case where a male experiences a extended period of time without a single blow job, and the testies become dry and arid.
"Dude, have you heard about Jeffrey? His girlfriend hasn't blowed him in since November"
"Damn, he must have some dry balls"
"Yep. Like a desert."
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