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The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 14, 2021


Rentford Town FC

The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.

Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2

by The Mike Williamson August 4, 2023


town-watch

(verb): A term originating from the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA (particularly Lansdale), that characterizes a group of people who take part in an excursion by foot around a designated area. Individuals involved in said excursion typically debate deep questions surrounding humanity including topics of philosophy, spirituality, politics, and scientific discovery.

Are you interested in going on a town-watch?

by Dr. Dingus McTickleToes September 27, 2022


johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 24, 2013


Blue Jean Town

The variety of town you are inclined to drive through with the windows down. One feels like they are "living it up" by just by being present. It is best experienced with funky music.

It's a blue jean town, why not live it up?

by TheTreeGuy1 June 22, 2024


muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude

by Monkeyisawesome April 2, 2018


down town theo

When you eat a girl out after she shits

Yo you look like down town Theo!
How'd you know bro?

by Notarealrocker March 4, 2017