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Literally The King Of Buying Milk.
Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani
Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born
The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years
My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years
That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back
Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.
Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.
My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.