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someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA
Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been
“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.
Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!
Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!
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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?
a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk
person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?
person 2: yup, that's my dad