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Someone performs Green Light Redemption when they have been honked at for sitting at a green light for too long after it changed from red. In order to make up for sitting at the light for too long, they will speed off and stay about two car lengths ahead of the person who honked at them.
"The light has been green for two seconds. We better see some intense Green Light Redemption for this shit."
*honks*
A lesbian sex position in which a woman rubs her wet pussy against an open wound, cleansing the wound with her pussy juice.
She likes Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.
Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.
Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back
Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?
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When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.
Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...
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The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.
dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.
dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.
dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!
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A decisive point in an argument when somebody's point becomes entirely invalid by making a simple mistake. Derived from the thought process of stepping on a Green Bean while delivering a skull crushing comeback.
Person 1: "so to conclude, I **stutters** I.."
Person 2: "nah shut up man thats a green bean moment, you're done"