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i smashed my keyboard so i typed axdcrtfbuyhinjom 2qa3ws4ed5rf6tguh*j(ik
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When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
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The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"
The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
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Fucking people with a rake.
Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j
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polite and funny way to say blow job
may also refer to a guy known as bee-j who is fairly popular on online chat rooms.
I like to get a bee-j (ℬℯℯ-ℐ) from that blonde girl.
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Another usage for the word boner. It can be subsituted for any or all related terms. Truthfully, I have absolutely no idea where the hell it came from, but a friend used it once. It has since stuck.
Holy crap, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, I totally had a J-90 double popper goin' on there.
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