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mary perez

The Most Awesome WomanThat Ever Existed

Mary Perez Means The Best Sex Ever

by Mary Perez June 13, 2017


tiffany marie Saldana

The most perfectly made of gods creation smart,beautiful and an amazing person inside and out her touch melts your heart and her smile takes your breath away she isn't just amazing she's the best woman in the world my best friend my love me everything and my wife.

nobody compares to Tiffany Marie Saldana

by Ghetto_Dreams January 18, 2021


Mary Jenkins

gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's

ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk

by Dankerson.dunlop December 5, 2018


Mary Tarola

A Mary Tarola is a beautiful brown eyed colorful haired woman. Who is drop dead sexy, as beautiful as a angel and has a contagious smile. She has a intellect, sense of humor, and sass that are equal to her immense beauty. Her wit and sarcasm are main stays of her personality. Making her the best person to have a conversation with. While generally kind and respectful her fun loving nature can quickly turn on a attitude that you will wish you not brought upon yourself. She will leave in a state of self doubt, make you feel like a small sad person and wish you hadn't crossed her. But this is only reserved for those who are out of pocket. While she may seem like a near perfect person her romantic taste is men is something that leaves even the most experienced psychoanalysts in confusion. Because they are guys that are so beneath her its a suprise she can even see them.

That girl is the definition of a mary tarola.
I wish you more like a mary tarola, tgen it would be easier to put up with you

by Nickatrickjohnson69 September 12, 2021


Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 13, 2023


double mary

Taking a hit of marijuana(Mary) from a bong filled with Bloody Mary.

*** If you're bold enough, take the hit and drink the Bloody Mary right after.

Bro, last night was wild! I did a Double Mary. Just when I was done taking the hit of Mary, I started drinking down the Bloody, and things got super high! Afterwards I had to hit the solo rollo to come back.

by Boudini April 19, 2017


Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024