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When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc
Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!
It's getting old.
That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.
Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.
You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.
A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind
She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well
Where you have a man/women bite your pubis hair off
chad: I got a hair-biter from Ashley last night
kevin: did it hurt
chad: fuck yes it did