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Someone who doesn't like One Direction. Someone with no taste in music. Someone who's just pressed for no reason.
Person 1: I'm a One Direction Hater
Person 2: *walks away*
A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish
Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry
When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
A band containing two people that make music with happy melodies yet emo, heartbreaking lyrics. Do not fit to any genre of music, and will have you sitting on a rainbow for one song and riding through the fiery depths of hell on a tricycle in the next. A name that can and will never be spelled with the number 21. A fandom in which everyone refers to lead singer Tyler Joseph as a "smol bean" and drummer Josh Dun as a "cinnamon roll".
"You should listen to Twenty One Pilots!"
"Oh, what genre is it?"
"I'm gonna go."
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The false phrase used by band directors to run through a set when they actually mean more than once.
One more time, then water break!
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A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!
Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."