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When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness
Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then
Similar to a bong hit, this rather unique move involves holding a scrunched nerf ball against ones unwashed sphincter and releasing both the nerf ball and ass air,(preferably as rancid as possible) at the same time. While clutching the foul stink ball ever so gently, grab your partner in a headlock and squeeze said ball directly into the nostrils.
Tom- Dude, Last night I gave my girl a bung hit and she broke free from my headlock screaming and hit her head on the mantle. I don’t know which one knocked her out though.
Term from online gaming. Hitting a daniel describes the act of firing an extremely precise shot from a long-ranged weapon or sniper rifle that hits the target while it is moving.
"Woah, did you see me hit a daniel on that guy?"
When u only lasted a few minutes but u still cracked
Her: you only lasted 5 minutes
Me: I still hit
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An quick time action commonly used by the wumbo skrimblies. Can be used in multiple contexts/ for multiple actions.
dude, i just hit the grumbus so hard
that cookie was so good i hit the grumbus all the way home
A word or phrase that is submitted to the Urban Dictionary and chosen for publication.
"Hey, I got another Urban Hit!! Urban Dictionary is publishing another one of my words! " boasted Kimberly.
"Wow! Congrats! You did it again!" replied Sean.