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Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis
Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!
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Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.
Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.
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(noun)
The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.
This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.
Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.
Dude, I was totally playing two finger bingo with her last night.
Brian couldn't come over last night, so I was stuck playing two finger bingo.
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When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
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international understanding of 'fuck you'
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Need i say more ?
1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
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Also known simply as "The finger"
This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.
Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.
I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.
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