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To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing
During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!
When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.
Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
Metal music that is just strictly socks
Bro Benjamin deserves some sock core
“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”
“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”
Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”