Random
Source Code

Beta Bro

This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.

Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.

For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.

Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward

by Westside3Sixty May 5, 2022

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bro-ner

n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.

A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.

1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.

by DJ. G93 February 24, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bro-port

another name for a Newport cigarette

I'm out of cigarettes, but the only thing Jamal smokes are bro-ports so I got to head out to the store.

by 4Game4 May 11, 2007

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bro-file

Bro-file is a term used in the Military when the soldiers get a doctor’s note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. The African American soldiers usually get this type of disease.

I have a beard, I can't wear the gas mask because I won't get a good seal. My Doctor gave me a BRO-FILE, so I don't have to wear it in training.

by MrCeeMrVegas August 20, 2009

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.

"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"

by emmae November 6, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ok bro

ok bro means very good , very ok , ok
Nice
uwu
And many other nice things with feeling of warm and fuzzy and the power of friendship.

person 1 : hello there!
person 2 : ok bro

by February 7, 2022

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tribe bros

A group of gay people that bond together so that they are socially excepted

Me and my tribe bros are so gay together!

by A smart gal whose friends lov October 2, 2013

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž