Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.
Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!
used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word
"You snake eyed turtle fuck"
One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.
Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??
When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?
yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday