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Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood

Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!

by Moose calf69 June 28, 2020


Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020


snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 28, 2021


Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019


snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor January 1, 2015


Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 9, 2022


snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime

hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday

by frankturner March 9, 2010