variant

something that differs from the standard form.

Jennet's brightly colored sail appeared to be the only variant in the cluster of white-sailed boats.

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variants

Fakes; not real. Usually dealing with selling or buying shoes.

Damn man I hella want those jordans but they're variants... fake ass piece of shit.. oh well ya boi Vinh's gonna cop them anyways...

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variant

fake versions of popular shoes mostly jordans and air force ones usually sales on the internet and flea markets

those variant jordans i broght of the internet were jacked up one shoe was bigger than the other and the colors were off

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omicron variant

the latest DLC to Coronavirus: The Game

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"

sigma variant

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

B.C. variant

Highly infectious, but slightly weaker strain of the Covid-19 virus, especially pertaining to the origin of the region southwest Missouri, in which the infected victim suffers from the unstoppable urge to violently sneeze everywhere in a 5 meter radius, sniffle at an earthshattering volume, and play either mobile games or Valorant during study halls.

"Bro, Benji cover your mouth！I ain't tryin to get B.C. variant!

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beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

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