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A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!
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you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
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The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.
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A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all Iโve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
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a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent
dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol
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A little known term for masturbation.
Dave: Hey, how's it going
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
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"i miss you so much
keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."
old messages found in the future
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