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A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy
"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass
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A half boner that is pulsing.
That chick is cute shes givin me a semirageing boner.
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The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”
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The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).
So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.
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A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence
Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."
When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.
Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.
When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(