Someone some people have
I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back
the man who left u when u were a child
mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.
man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.
Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.
“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”
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a man that ran away when you came down to earth
Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...
Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.