fuck me over

when someone knowingly disrespects you and then acts like its no big deal or tries to say that it's because your behavior or actions are the reason they disrespected you

expression you say, "fuck me over" when you keep helping out a friend that never follows through with what they tell you and in the end your ass out cleaning up the mess,

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Pay me in nature

Exchanging services and favor for other physical activities, mainly sex. For example, a friends asks you to help her move her mattresses to her new place and says "How can I repay you?" and you say "You can pay me in nature." :)

A: "Hey man, can you give me a ride from the airport, I'll pay you back!"
B: "Sure, I'll be there. You can pay me in nature."

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crack me up

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

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cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

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Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

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fuck me mate

1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.

1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"

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you're growing on me

the more i hang out with you, the more i like you

I don't really know you very well, but you're growing on me.

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