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When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
It cookies Is da best cookies.
Typo of "it's"
"So what are those? They it cookies"
Cookie syndrom is when your head rots a little because you eat a cookie after bumping your head.
Cookie syndrom can kill people
When you bump your head and eat a cookie you can get a severe head ache. It can also rot your brain and make you stupid.
Someone “My little brother got cookie syndrom.”
Another person “Oh no is he gonna be alright.”
Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.
Yo, Dave ate Karens skittle cookie
Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.