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douche bag

1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)

EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...

by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010

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Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG May 24, 2011

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Sleeping Bag

The act of getting money while you're sleeping

"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"

"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"

by Mkhai Sphinx June 22, 2019

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sedouche bag

A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.

Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag

by aslfsa January 8, 2012

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knee bag

a tea bagging that occurs on one's knee, as opposed to one's mouth in a regular tea bag

Madison knee bagged Chase today for no apparent reason

by superwaffles March 7, 2010

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bag ugly

A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.

Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?

Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.

Ryan: Agreed

by rags2ritch January 22, 2011

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Thaw bag

A person who is always unwanted and not someone who you would want to hang out with ever.

That guy is such a thaw bag

by notsomeoneyouknow December 11, 2007

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