1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!
EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
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A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!
Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.
Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
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The act of getting money while you're sleeping
"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"
"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"
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A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.
Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
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a tea bagging that occurs on one's knee, as opposed to one's mouth in a regular tea bag
Madison knee bagged Chase today for no apparent reason
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A term used to describe someone who is so pitifully ugly that it detriments society as a whole and they should cover their face with a bag.
Ryan: Evan, would you agree that the vast majority of people on Jerry Springer are ugly?
Evan: I agree, they are all very unpleasant to look at. I would even venture to say that they are bag ugly.
Ryan: Agreed
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A person who is always unwanted and not someone who you would want to hang out with ever.
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