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the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit
Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!
Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop
1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time
See also: Great idea
Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."
When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home
You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."
When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
A synonym of a toilet ball.
Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .
I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.
Something you take in order to poop
Man I can't crap I need too take my poop pill