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When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.
Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.
A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.
The poop inspector should be coming around today
I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector
A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time
Alana: I have to poop so badly
Hayden: omg I just pooped
Alana: poop twins!!!
Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.
I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.
Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.
Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch
Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!
When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though
Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!
Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.
Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.