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Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.
Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.
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It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
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A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.
Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican
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God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.
The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.
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A gathering that's all or mostly women; the opposite of a sausage party.
That party was a total fish taco festival, you could practically see the clouds of estrogen in the air.
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a drinking feat in which you have to spend a total of $10 on Taco Bell bean burritos and 40 oz. malt liquor bottles, then finish them all within 1 hour.
Stay away from Room 117...there are a bunch of fools doing the Taco Bell Challenge in there. It's a fucking toxic waste zone.
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1990's. Group of individuals that consume Del Taco products to the utmost utility and satisfaction. Membership status was obtained after a food item was given as a name to the prospective member. Some believe that taking off the complimentary pickle on the Del Taco hamburger was a rite of passage. Many sects evolved but the most noteworthy was the Star Wars/Del Taco Crew. The original "DTC" Del Taco in La Mirada, California was turned into a terriaki takeout.
The most noteable employee at this location was "meximelt".
The test of gayness was also administered.
"queso run in 12 parsecs"
What a nice Del Taco Crew you have.
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