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when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'
" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "
First you have to FIF THE WIF how you FIF THE WIF is quite easy, you have to have your arms and legs in a hoodie and waddle around. Then to WIF THE FIF you have you go up to another FIFER and WIF their crotch.
After you WIF the crotch of the FIFER you have to do the sacred ritual to WIF THE CLIF how you do this is you have to jump off the cliff and beelieve you can fly
Now after you WIF THE CLIF you have to WIF THE DIF how you WIF THE DIF IS bit harder than FIFING THE WIF
To WIF THE DIF you have to die after you fail at WIFING THE CLIF you, you soon learned you did not BEElieve hard enough......
Ok after you realized you didn't BEElieve hard enough you turn into THE PIFER after you die you get reincarnated into a magical singing dragon named PIF
now you have BIF THE FIF you have to find another FIFER after you turned into a PIFER and BIF the FIFER to do this you bright (bite) the FIFER
After you BIF THE FIF the FIFER should bite you if not then you lucky... When you die from the FIFER that is called NIF THE FIF that's dieing of a FIFER
Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)
Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.
Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds
National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds