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Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.
(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"
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Noah Sayres.
Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!
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A sensation of rawness in the ass. Usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.
"Please hand me that can of Bag Balm, I have a terrible case of chap ass..."
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A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.
Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.
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A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.
Man that dude Edward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.
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The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.
Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!
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A person so useless that nothing good ever comes out of them. In fact, the only thing that ever does come out of them is shit. The ass hole occupies the lowest spot in the totem pole of all the human body parts, except for penises of course when they are put where they don't belong by their ass hole owners such as into mouths and/or the assholes of themselves or others.
Let's avoid that person. She is an ass hole. She is similar to that well known sphincter muscle which is capable of only two actions, holding shit back or letting shit pass on through to the other side. ok?
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