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A budget hotel (especially in Asian counties) where couples or adulterous spouses can have discreet sexual encounters.
In many Asian countries housing is dense and there is a stigma about being heard while having sex.
Love Motels, as they are popularly referred to, are stocked with sex toys, sex chairs, a free XXX video shelf, and "couples" bath tubs.
Also, when young couples travel they often can not afford nicer accommodations, so they patronize these ubiquitous establishments.
*In Konglish, Koreans say or text mt for "Love Motel"
"Seoul is expensive, but there are some clean love motels close to some of the sights."
"We stayed at a love motel that had a dildo vending machine."
this occurs when someone follows another's twitter account religiously and the other person does not follow them, or even know he/she exists
"I freak out if I don't read every single one of @taylorswift13's tweets. I am completely obsessed."
"Does she follow you?"
"Um...well...no."
"Ah, I see. Another depressing case of unretweeted love."
(n.) a state of being joined in jiggly, physical love.
You and Katie ARE NOT love jello!
The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.
The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
“Did you just guff on my balls dear?”
“Certainly not darling! ...It must have been a love fart”
Quite possibley the worst feeling in the world. When you love someone but they don't love you back. It kinda makes you feel like a creepy loser. And you tell yourself that you dont care, you were over with before you began, that this is pointless, but you cant help but think about them. And you know what? Theyre probably a total dickface you screwed you over, but you dont even care. One day in the far-off future you'll wonder why you gave a fuck about such a loser, but for now youre just going to have to hope that either they start to have feelings for you back or just hope and pray that you get over them, neither of which are prolly going to happen.
I'm in unrequited love with Sean, even though we'll never work out cuz we can't get our goddamn timing right. First, we liked eachother but I was going out with his best friend. Then we didnt see eachother for a month. Then we had a huge fight. Then we made up and things were back to normal until HE ASKED OUT ANOTHER GIRL THE NEXT DAY. And now I'm really paranoid he'll read this and think Im a stalker or something.
1980's "Hair Metal" band. See Jezz Torrent.
Love Fist played a sell-out show last night
Love Fist played a gig in Vice City
When a bro got love for another bro. No homo.
Bro 1 and Bro 2 always hang out together, but it's not gay, they got bro love. 'Nuff said.