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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)

SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.

by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014


Banana b

What is a banana b?!?
British slang for a mouldy banana

Barney B: ‘bruh i’m so hungry’
Nina: ‘have some fruit… maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘nah bro it’s banana b

by neenor the fire engine December 10, 2021


Banana b

What is a banana b?!?
It’s a mouldy banana

Barney B: ‘Nina i’m so hungry… foooood’
Nina: ‘Have some food…maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘Nah it’s banana b (mouldy)’

by neenor the fire engine December 10, 2021


Bananas Good

When something is so good, it's bananas.

Holy crap Kevin, that idea is bananas good!

by missfreggles May 22, 2013


banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.

yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.

by FriskyLingo May 23, 2018


chocolate dipped banana

When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.

Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.

by Antiriv December 11, 2013


Bananae

Type of brainrot created in The Fluffy Castle discord as a meme misspelling of the word Banned.

cupofbananaecoffee: Bananae?
cupofbananaecoffee: Bananae.

by cupofbananaecoffee June 24, 2024