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When you excrete yourself in your pants accidentally.
Ohhhhhhh no, theres been an overload in the chocolate factory!
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When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum
I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar
when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.
Man 2: You sick fuck.
A Triple Chocolate Sundae is when you have anal intercourse with a woman while using chocolate syrup as lube. Eventually during anal the woman will shit on your dick. Once this happens, Pull your dick out of her ass and say "Bon Appétit," and shove your dick down her throat.
"My boyfriend gave me a triple chocolate sundae for my birthday, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth."
When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts
"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom
"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry
When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead