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Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
Off-brand Call of Duty: Black ops 2
person 1: Do you have Call of Duty: Black ops 2?
person 2: No, but I have Call of ops 2.
person 1: TF IS THAT!?
When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women
The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.
The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.
- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.