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Metal music that is just strictly socks
Bro Benjamin deserves some sock core
“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”
“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”
Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.
"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"
Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.