A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
Nonce who wants little 13 year old girls
Girl: I’m 13
Finn: *secretly being 16* don’t worry I’m only 14!
Finn Paul is a nonce
Oom paul is a guy that is kak snaaks. He know how to brighten up your day when you are sad. He does not feel a poes what people think about him. He is a superhero and helps you if you need toe tie your shoes. He lives in a very scruffy plek but that is ok because we love oom paul for the person that he is.
Look there goes oom paul. He is pies cool
a yr 11 coordinator who teaches at east doncaster secondary college short as edsc, likes to roasts ppl and calls ppl's full name when they're having class
students having class
Paul Basford walks into class without knocking, yells out student's full name
new yr 11: bro why didn't he knock and just call out my first name
yr 11 at edsc: yh right he is Paul Basford
A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands