Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...

my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese

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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.

Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.

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Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

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mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

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Mexican chastity belt

A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha

My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!

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mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

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