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What a man spends money on when he has a little extra cash.
Jimmy spent so much money on ho-n-blo that he was late on his rent.
The best way to happy hour during quarantine. Sip your favorite wine or cocktail from a travel mug while strolling 6 feet apart.
Happy hour this Friday! Let’s meet up with our masks and cocktails for a Sip n Stroll!
My white friend said the n word three times in front of a mirror and then he got robbed in the dark
Guy 1: Wanna do the n word man challenge?
Guy 2: Nah, you know what happened to timmy
Guy 1: oh yeah, he got jumped
Usually used when you are insulted by someone or someone making a comment that made you shut up and you don't have any more come backs.
what do you have to say now, thats what I thought, you just got chop n packed
When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
When food is served on crockery, where 'dosh' refers to the food, and 'dish' refers to the crockery.
Persson 1: "Shall we go maccies?"
Person 2: "Nah g let's get some proper dish n dosh."
Person 1: "Ay fam, you better lend me dem P's tho."
Person 2: "Apologies, man's got none dat, but I'll link you bare tokes later."
Person 1: "Say mums."
Person 2: "Mums la!"
Person 1: "Alrigh sound one."
Person 2: "Innit ma brudda!"