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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017


super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean May 30, 2018


mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.

"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"

by Bloopy Blop Blop February 11, 2018


national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021


sock dizzy do

To have sex with someone

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏

by gæ.bitch123 July 8, 2021


fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017


Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016