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To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom
After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.
An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.
She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.
When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"
PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus