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This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.
Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.
For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward
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n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.
A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.
1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.
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NEVER leaving someone hanging.
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On the HiNaBN skype chat, the sign for those who are pure to leave the convo.
Hanna: BROFIST.
Veser (halfway around the world): SURE.
*BROFIST*
HANNA+ VESER = CROSSSHATCHING BROS FOR LIFE
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One who uses irony and/or satire as an excuse for their shitty sense of humor and/or thinks that offensive things are automatically funny with no regard for any actual comedic substance and calls anyone who disagrees with him triggered and/or an SJW.
"That guy's literally been following me around all day making stupid jokes and claiming it's satire when I tell him that he's not funny. What an irony bro."
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Johnny,john,john john,poser retard
johnny is a bro brah
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some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention
"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"
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