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it is December 10th. On this national holiday, you respond to anyone who is a boomer (or remotely looks like a boomer) with "Ok boomer." This include school teachers/administration, people working, or any other boomer.
*conversation with teacher*
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.
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Located in Fort Mill, SC. A school full of rich and highly pretentious people. The students there drive nicer cars than the teachers. All of the teachers are extremely uptight and will try to get you in trouble for absolutely anything. Known particularly for being a rich school, but a crap academic school. Your freshman year is guaranteed to suck, but your senior year will literally be the best year of your life. Also, you will get necked for calling the Commons a "cafeteria."
Mom- you're going to Nation Ford High School.
You- wow mom, thanks for putting me through this torture
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A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.
Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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A national holiday that is celebrated on May 24. It is to celebrate Cat Girls.
"What day was National Cat Girl Day Again?"
"May 24th"
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Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl
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National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them
“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”
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On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.
National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.
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