Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

u/

u/ means username/ and it is used in Reddit and is well known in the Reddit community. People use u/ insert random name here to mention a random Redditor to tell them to get their butts onto a post or to show others who the person is. BE AWARE that when you mention somebody they can see what you commented that made them go onto the post

Anne: Hey Harry how do I mention a Redditor again I'm still new to this website, please help.

Harry: You just type u/ and then their Reddit names and there you go that's the dummy's guide to mentioning somebody on Reddit.

Anne: Did you just call me dumb?!

Harry: No...

A E U G H

The last words of a pufferfish.

PufferFish: I want water

Asian Chef: Feeds him a carrot

PufferFish: A E U G H

Pufferfish: ded

ME: Say A E U G H

Someone:A E U G H

ME: HAHA!

how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend

jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good

C u lata

Another way of say "bye"

I'm gonn'lunch
"K. C u lata "

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

Fawk U

a babyish version of saying "fuck you"

Dan: You're a bitch.
Michael: Fawk U
Dan: Haha you mean "fuck you"? You're such a loser