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When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.
Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.
The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally
Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
Te case in wich te bird is kept
Put that bird back in its birds nest please
When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.
In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .
When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.
Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.