Go North

Term used to describe male masturbation involving the cupping of balls with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.

boy1: So whatchoo do last night?
boy2: Picked up my sack and went north. It was awesome.

man: ooh... yeah... ah...
girlfriend: you nearly there baby?
man: oh yeah, go north baby, go north!

middle aged man: Doc I'm getting right there and then, I dunno, I just can't finish up you know?

doctor: Go north.

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go hard

1) to live to the fullest potenital
2) to live hard

3) a slut
4) a girl that is very sexual

I hate her! She is such a go hard.

This song go hard.

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going Dutch

When a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
This is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.

boy1: "Yo dude, I was running low on money on my night out with Cindy, so we decided we're going Dutch .... she payed her part which was $40!!! Ofcourse I only spent $5 that night."

boy2: "Yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot"

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go green

When one saves fossil fuels by masturbating at home rather than paying a woman to drive all the way over for sex.

Q: Are you still paying that woman to drive over to your home and have sex with you?

A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.

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go french

to refrain from washing

"I think you should wash before we go to this party, you got pizza stains on your crotch and your armpits smell like onions."

"Nah I think I'm gonna go french, trust me, these rich girls eat up that scruffy trampish bullshit."

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Going Scottish

Not wearing underwear under a skirt, dress or more commonly a kilt not to be confused with going comando

Mary:aaaaah is there a breeze
Steve: omg mary your Going Scottish

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go-to guy

An ultra-forgiving and soft-hearted dude --- often a clean-living fellow who is financially-solvent and caring/respectful to everyone, but who seldom is able to "hang on to" a lady for more than a month or two because he is somewhat naive/awkward and/or he simply lacks "hot hunk" appeal --- whom a selfish/irresponsible lady views as merely a "spare tire" --- she keeps "running back to him" over and over again each time her successive brief flings with other guys go sour... like many of the other gals who have briefly dated him, she actually gets along okay with this one particular dude most of the time --- he always treats her with kindness and respect, and he's "always there for her" and helps her out with stuff in her life. But then whenever she meets someone new, she gets all starry-eyed and flippantly brushes off the clueless guy in her eager reckless headlong dash for seemingly greener pastures, but then when the new dude gets fed up with her mindlessly-consumptive ways and/or shallow attitude and goes off in a huff again, she immediately comes bawling and blubbering back to her "original" guy in floods of penitent tears --- "How could I have ever even DREAMED of leaving you? How utterly STUPID of me... you are indeed the best thing that ever happened to me!" (Yeah, sure --- just until she meets somebody else, that is, and then here we go all over again!)

Clueless dude with his heart on his sleeve: I hate being a go-to guy for a lot of the gals I meet... I wanna be one of the "regular tires" on their car, not just the spare donut to rattle around in their trunk and then briefly slap on whenever one of their "regular tires" blows out, and then get casually tossed back into the trunk as soon as another "regular tire" comes along!

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