a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
A name that is often used by non-binary people.
Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.
Step 1) grab out of drawer
Step 2) pull apart
Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed
Step 7) walk
I put in my sock this morning.
Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.
"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*